Stolen from Shahir..

[Name] Kevin
[Nicknames] Kaptn, Kevin, Kev, Cap'n, Dumbass
[Screen name] Ag00n, Kaptn.Konietzko
[Birthday] September 25, 1989
[Age] 14
[Weight] Pah. I'm like 900 pounds by now.
[Astrological sign?] Libra
[Chinese zodiac sign?] What the crap? I don't know. I'll just go with panda.
[Location] USA (California)
[Marital Status] Single.
[Eye color] Green
[Height] 5’ 10"
[Shoe size] 13
[Parents still together?] Yessum
[Siblings?] Sister- 18 yrs old, Brother- 20 yrs old
[Nieces/Nephews?] HELL OF A LOT! (I have 10 sets of aunts and uncles, each has 2 or 3 kids)
[Kids of your own?] Not that I know of. Allllright!
[Grandkids?] I'm going to have to go with Shahir's answer of: They call me Pappy Wappy
[Pets?] A dog, Morgan, 3 yrs old yellow lab. A cat, Natasha, 7 yys old..cat..
[Education?] 9th grade, going to 10th
[Rent, lease, or own your home?] Haha... No
[Have any credit cards?] No
[What do you drive?] Well, I ride your mom, if that's what you mean.

Favorites
[ Color] Gray
[ Number ] 6
[ Animal ] Wolf
[ Vehicle ] As long as it gets good gas mileage, I don't care
[ Flower ] Roses smell aweful and are ugly. I don't see how you people like them.
[ Scent ] Vanilla.
[ Shape ] Let us think OUTSIDE the box for the answer. I pick a hexagon.
[ Drinks ] Martini, Heiniken..Oh..Er..WA IT! Root Beer, milk, lemonade
[ Soda ] Root beer
[ Book ] Ender's Game..
[ Band ] KMFDM. Next is probably Powerman 5000
[ Song ] That's tough. I don't have a favorite.. That's why I put my playlist on random and let it do it's thing.
[ Food ] Roast chicken

Do you...
[ Color your hair? ] Neg
[ Twirl your hair? ] Neg
[ Have tattoos? ] Neg
[ Piercing? ] Neg
[ Cheat on tests/homework? ] Neg
[ Drink/Smoke? ] Neg
[ Like roller coasters? ] Neg
[ Wish you could live somewhere else] Yes
[ Want more piercings? ] Neg
[ Like cleaning? ] Neg
[Write in cursive or print? ] I THINK it's print, but it's illegible no matter what style it is.
[ Carry a donor card? ] Neg
[ Swear a lot? ] Yes
[ Own a web cam? ] Neg
[ Know how to drive? ] Neg
[ Diet? ] Yes. My diet consists of pizza, artery-clogging sandwiches, bagels, and pasta.
[ Own a cell phone? ] Neg
[ Ever get off the damn computer? ] NEVER
[ Habla Espanol? ] si, i hablo it.

Have you ever...
[ Gotten a speeding ticket?] Yes, because of course I can drive.
[ DUI? ] Check previous answer
[ Been in a wreck? ] Other than those that still manage to move no.
[ Been arrested? ] Check previous answer
[ Been in a fist fight? ] Neg
[ Kicked someone in the nuts? ] Yes
[ Stolen anything? ] Yes. When I was hanging out with a "Bad" bunch of kids in like 6th grade, we went to a Circle K and stole lighters. The funniest thing is, the only thing we used the lighters for is burning eachothers clothes.
[ Held a gun? ] If by gun, you mean the thing in my pants, then yes.
[ Drank? ] Neg
[ Been so drunk you couldn't remember your name?] Neg
[Considered a life of crime? ] HELL YES!
[ Considered being a hooker? ] Neg
[ Cried over a girl? ] Neg.. Well.. I guess my grandma is a girl, and I cried when she died, does that work?
[ Cried over a boy? ] Oh yeah baby. NEGATIVE
[ Lied to someone? ] WHO TOLD YOU?!
[ Been in love? ] Puppy love.
[ Fallen for your best friend? ] I've fallen many times. I'm a cluts. But uh.. Negative, I'm not gay, and he's not attractive in any possible way, anyhoo.
[ Made out with JUST a friend? ] Never been kissed.
[Been rejected? ] No. Because I don't get the courage to ask.
[ Used someone? ] Neg
[ Been used? ] Neg. Not that I know of
[ Been kissed? ] Neg

Now
[Current mood] Still kinda tired..
[Current music] Sonata Arctica - Wolf & Raven
[Current taste] Toothpaste?
[Current hair] It's all.. wet.
[Current annoyance] My neck hurts.
[Current smell] Nothing. I'm bad with smells.
[Current thing I ought to be doing] Your mom.
[Current windows open?] Winamp, an IM with Mary, and my Modblog.
[Current desktop picture] Ugh. [link]
[Current book] Poland in WWII.
[Current cds in stereo] No
[Current crush] No
[Current favorite celeb] Haha.. Steven Segal, or the Governator
[Current hate] Hm.. Dark Deeds 6(A map for a game I play), for it has made me addicted to it, and because there's something screwy so I can't use a code I got and get rewards.
[Current job] Making your mom pleased.

The last time
[Last book you read] The secret lives of dogs: 52 secrets your dogs don't tell you
[Last movie you saw] Some Steven Segal movie on TV.. But if you mean in the theaters, Uhhhh.. I think Return of the King. I'm probably wrong though
[Last thing you had to drink] Water
[Last thing you ate] A nice big cup of ice cream
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Some dude who needed to talk to my dad. But if you mean a real conversation.. Patrick, 2 nights ago..

Do you...
[Do drugs?] Neg
[Have a dream that keeps coming back?] Yes
[Play an instrument?] If your mom is an instrument, then yes.
[Believe there is life on other planets?] Neg
[Remember your first love?] Love? I've never been in love. There's a difference between love and lust.
[Still love him/her?] Neg
[Read the newspaper?] Whenever I'm in the kitchen waiting for something to cook
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] Well.. I've been wondering if some of them are homosexual, but.. I don't think so.
[Believe in miracles? ] No. Everything will happen as I planned it.
[Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?] If by Faithful, you mean dead sexy, then yes.
[Consider yourself tolerant of others?] Neg
[Consider love a mistake?] Neg
[Have a favorite candy?] Uh.. Skittles?
[Do well in school?] Neg
[Go to or plan to go to college] I don't know..
[Wear hats?] Neg
[Hate yourself?] Neg
[Have an obsession?] Dark Deeds 6, KMFDM
[Have a secret crush?] I'll never teeelllll
[Do they know yet?] I'll never teeelllll
[Collect anything?] Points in Dark Deeds 6
[Have a best friend?] Yes
[Close friends?] Of course. Close friends.
[Like your handwriting?] HELL no
[Care about looks?] On myself? Yes. On girls? A bit. Personality is more important, but I'm not going to go out with a girl who has moles all over her face, and an eye out of the socket, and only 1 breast.

=Love life=

[First crush] - I'll never tell
[First kiss] - Never been kissed
[Single or attached?] - Yes.
[Ever been in love?] - No
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] - No. I beleive in LUST at first sight.
[Do you believe in "the one?"] - That was a good movie
[Describe your ideal significant other] - Your mom

[Personal extra]

Did you know that 3 of the most important things in life start with "Pan"?
Panties
Pancakes
Pandas